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Café of life
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Liberated sisters
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Shadow
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The pleasure of my voice
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The senate in my head
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The accent
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Poisonous respect
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My possessions
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The gap between us
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Capricious lover …
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Meat market
The hungry carnivore needs feeding. With precision he explores the market. Don’t touch. The sign states. The sign is ignored. The callous carnivore allots a price tag… Read more “Meat market”
Commercial stalker
Email receipts drive me bonkers. Receipts in general cause me to hyperventilate because they are longer than a toddler. You need a bag just for the receipts… Read more “Commercial stalker”
A licence to be bored
Recently I got a lot of emails asking to pay my tv licence and this made me angry. For three reasons. Firstly, I know I have paid… Read more “A licence to be bored”
Bystander
This collage was inspired mainly by the book “A new earth” written by Eckhart Tolle and given to me by a very good friend. He hits the… Read more “Bystander”
OSA – Outdoor sleepover aversion
Last week many of us died of Fremschämen when Esther McVey released her wreckage of a video. That was some weapon’s grade cringe material. Many had already… Read more “OSA – Outdoor sleepover aversion”
Human Capital Stock
What a weird phrase? That’s what I thought a few weeks ago when I first heard it in an American interview. Just say it out aloud: HUMAN… Read more “Human Capital Stock”
Double generosity
How come in a country ranking amongst the top 10 economies, we have to run in circles to fund what in less well off countries is considered… Read more “Double generosity”
En route to the parental asylum
Imagine having kids these days. You are either broke or insane. Or very likely both. If your little one is pre-secondary age, you will have to endure… Read more “En route to the parental asylum”
News flash – news crash
Breaking news: … unless you are in the Metropolis… Because here we do not have breaking news. The other day I turned on a Qatar based news… Read more “News flash – news crash”
Hostage of small talk
Small talk must be the biggest misapplication of language. Inauthentic chitter chatter to fill the silence truly annoys me. I have zero tolerance for mind numbing talk… Read more “Hostage of small talk”
The combat zone of socialising
After last week’s announcement that pubs and restaurants have permission to reopen and social distancing is reduced to one metre, I ended up in a cold sweat.… Read more “The combat zone of socialising”
In defence of the maverick
Walk on the left, report this, be that. Rules, restraints, restrictions. They can be found all over the metropolis. And so can the conformists. It’s a sad… Read more “In defence of the maverick”
Making love to your car
On my recent walks through the Metropolis I witnessed several people engaged in a sunshine obsession. Making love to your car. The culprits seem to be men.… Read more “Making love to your car”
From stardom to boredom
Recently the online metropolis was blessed with contributions by rich nonentities. Those people are often referred to as celebrities. According to the dictionary the means they are… Read more “From stardom to boredom”
Curvilicious
The sun tickles our noses and thousands of people in the metropolis go into diet frenzy. Google is consulted in search for the quickest way to make… Read more “Curvilicious”
This number is not recognised …
Do you remember the days when mobile phones were a novelty? No? Me neither. In the metropolis everyone seems to have a mobile phone. Some special people… Read more “This number is not recognised …”
Firewall flower
In the metropolis you find many social butterflies. Mixing and mingling without inhibitions in pubs and at parties. Their extrovert nature makes others feel drawn to them.… Read more “Firewall flower”
The tyranny of self-improvement
I noticed many people running and cycling through the metropolis and even more people perfecting new skills all in addition to maintaining mature relationships, healthy sex lives… Read more “The tyranny of self-improvement”
Puppy prince versus frog prince
Brothers Grimm please show me a woman who would kiss a frog? I am sorry, no! What I want to kiss is a puppy. Yes, a puppy… Read more “Puppy prince versus frog prince”
Decent proposal
Guys, did you read the article about Instagram influencers being offered £10,000 to go on holiday with someone and possibly engage in extracurricular activities? I was shocked.… Read more “Decent proposal”
Hobby jobs, hubby jobs
A few month ago, I got an email from one of those co-working office spaces looking for new renters. In order to appear human, they included a… Read more “Hobby jobs, hubby jobs”
SUV or the socially unfit vehicle
The SUV sounds like a special unit in the FBI but it isn’t. The SUV must be one of the truly annoying spectacles in the metropolis. I… Read more “SUV or the socially unfit vehicle”
Posh pets of the metropolis
Those pets are no Heinz57 pets. They come with a traceable family tree comparable to those of medieval knights. The posh pets wear an invisible crown. In… Read more “Posh pets of the metropolis”
Dangerous females of the metropolis
Years ago I went to the London Eye. Security waved me straight through. They thought a young mother with a child in a buggy cannot possibly be… Read more “Dangerous females of the metropolis”
The walking dead app
Action words. The metropolis is full of them. Like in an awesome resume that will make you stand out. People are running, rushing, heading, launching and whatnot. They… Read more “The walking dead app”
Philosopher and thug
Ever been to a football match in the metropolis? It’s a great social experiment. An awesome psychological study into conformity and aggression. I recently went undercover, which… Read more “Philosopher and thug”
Parent WhatsApp groups
These days Metropolis parents often find themselves in WhatsApp groups. Why do they exist? Why are they encouraged? Who starts them and for what purpose? Why would… Read more “Parent WhatsApp groups”
Soft opening, hard bill
Remember the old days when we used to enjoy feeding time in places that where not associated with our own kitchen? One thing I don’t miss is… Read more “Soft opening, hard bill”
The magic carpet kids
Have you noticed the magic carpet kids? They are all over the metropolis. You see them near schools around 9 and 3. Small creatures who appear to… Read more “The magic carpet kids”